Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Problematic Comeback?

The Quip Pig says regarding this LA Times article's Title (Michael Jackson's Problematic Comeback)
"No Duh! I would consider death problematic in making a comeback. Only one Person done it so far."

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Oh the Indignity

The Mourning Quip Pig has made his reappearance due to the the loss of manhood among the children of his familial cousin 'Agatha'. It is reported that not wanting to be implicated in this horrid affair the parent owner turned the task over to her children. If you dare you can watch the whole sordid affair here as it unfolds.
Perhaps I shall petition for Stanwood to institute a ban similar to that called for in San Francisco which sought to ban circumcision although I hear that a judge is going to remove it from their ballot. But nonetheless I shall petition Stanwood to ban the dastardly deed on the Stetson property.
Until then the Quip Pig shall weep, my heart shall weep, for the lost boarhood of the Agatha piglets.

Take Your Dearly Departed Hunting With You

The Quip Pig says, "Miss that dearly departed special person who used to hunt with you? Miss them no more just contact Holy Smoke LLC.
And let them be part of every shot you take."

Disclosure Statement: Dearly departed must have been cremated.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Weighing Weather Alerts

The Quip Pig says, "Which would you consider more of a threat...high pollen levels or a tornado watch? Or perhaps they would rate about the same?" Click on the link and see what I mean. Weather Alerts 

Friday, March 18, 2011

Thursday, March 17, 2011