The Quip Pig says, "What do you expect when you put your social security number out there for everyone to see?"
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Weighing Weather Alerts
The Quip Pig says, "Which would you consider more of a threat...high pollen levels or a tornado watch? Or perhaps they would rate about the same?" Click on the link and see what I mean. Weather Alerts
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Illegals dressed as Marines
The Quip Pig says "I just said one of you, use the Perez name tag, not all of you!"
Friday, March 18, 2011
Belly Flop High Dive Champion
The Quip Pig says, "What kind of splash will Professor Splash make when he maxes out?"
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Space Monkeys Are Expensive
The Quip Pig says "Iranians must not be able to afford live monkeys for their space missions."
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
$19,000 for Preschool?
The Quip Pig says, "Paying $19,000 for her child's preschool? And now she's suing the school for ruining her daughter's chance to get into an Ivy league school?
Someone should sue the mom!"
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Startled Man Finds Bullet
The Quip Pig says, "It's amazing it didn't explode. Such bravery should be rewarded."
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Intruder Calls 911 on Homeowner?
The Quip Pig says (in best Clint Eastwood voice), "You've got to ask yourself one question:
'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?”
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Going Up?
The Quip Pig says "Saudis Mobilize Thousands of Troops to Quell Growing Revolt...I think the price of gas is going to go up some more."
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