Oh the Indignity

The Mourning Quip Pig has made his reappearance due to the the loss of manhood among the children of his familial cousin 'Agatha'. It is reported that not wanting to be implicated in this horrid affair the parent owner turned the task over to her children. If you dare you can watch the whole sordid affair here as it unfolds.
Perhaps I shall petition for Stanwood to institute a ban similar to that called for in San Francisco which sought to ban circumcision although I hear that a judge is going to remove it from their ballot. But nonetheless I shall petition Stanwood to ban the dastardly deed on the Stetson property.
Until then the Quip Pig shall weep, my heart shall weep, for the lost boarhood of the Agatha piglets.

Take Your Dearly Departed Hunting With You

The Quip Pig says, "Miss that dearly departed special person who used to hunt with you? Miss them no more just contact Holy Smoke LLC.

And let them be part of every shot you take."

Disclosure Statement: Dearly departed must have been cremated.

Police Shoot Alligator

The Quip Pig says, "The Travelocity Gnome better watch his back"
Police Shoot Lawn Ornament Gator

Stupid is as Stupid Does: CEO of Lifelock

The Quip Pig says, "What do you expect when you put your social security number out there for everyone to see?"

Lifelock CEO Todd Daviss' Identiy swiped 13 times in 3 years

Weighing Weather Alerts

The Quip Pig says, "Which would you consider more of a threat...high pollen levels or a tornado watch? Or perhaps they would rate about the same?" Click on the link and see what I mean. Weather Alerts 

Illegals dressed as Marines

The Quip Pig says "I just said one of you, use the Perez name tag, not all of you!"

Illegal Immigrants Apprehended Wearing Marine Uniforms

Belly Flop High Dive Champion

The Quip Pig says, "What kind of splash will Professor Splash make when he maxes out?"

Professor Splash Sets World Record 

Space Monkeys Are Expensive

The Quip Pig says "Iranians must not be able to afford live monkeys for their space missions."

Iranians send Monkey Doll into Space

Are slaves paid $10,720,000?

The Quip Pig says, "If this is slavery, count me in."

Football players are slaves? 

$19,000 for Preschool?

The Quip Pig says, "Paying $19,000 for her child's preschool? And now she's suing the school for ruining her daughter's chance to get into an Ivy league school?

Someone should sue the mom!"

Mom sues preschool for cheating daughter out of Ivy League