Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Friday, March 18, 2011

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Space Monkeys Are Expensive

The Quip Pig says "Iranians must not be able to afford live monkeys for their space missions."

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Are slaves paid $10,720,000?

The Quip Pig says, "If this is slavery, count me in."

$19,000 for Preschool?

The Quip Pig says, "Paying $19,000 for her child's preschool? And now she's suing the school for ruining her daughter's chance to get into an Ivy league school?
Someone should sue the mom!"

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Startled Man Finds Bullet

The Quip Pig says, "It's amazing it didn't explode. Such bravery should be rewarded."

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Intruder Calls 911 on Homeowner?

The Quip Pig says (in best Clint Eastwood voice), "You've got to ask yourself one question: 
'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?”

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Going Up?

The Quip Pig says "Saudis Mobilize Thousands of Troops to Quell Growing Revolt...I think the price of gas is going to go up some more."

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Comments are the Best

The Quip Pig says "Gotta love the comments section of the newspaper. Consider these comments written about an article about a A California womans who survives a ride on the hood of her minivan.

"Minivan's can go 100 MPH?" - Stroh
"He should also be ticketed for having a unsecured load." - user0one
"I'm guessing she won't do that again." - Sgt Hartman



Tuesday, March 1, 2011

The Quip Pig Mourns In Private

The Quip Pig Mourns the loss of a relative...Alas poor Bacon. 
They mourn the monetary cost. 
While it cost you everything.

Epic Ski Fail

The Quip Pig says, "Have you ever seen those really awesome extreme downhill skiers, doing their thing down really steep and dangerous look mountains? Well they screw up also. Watch.