Oh the Indignity

The Mourning Quip Pig has made his reappearance due to the the loss of manhood among the children of his familial cousin 'Agatha'. It is reported that not wanting to be implicated in this horrid affair the parent owner turned the task over to her children. If you dare you can watch the whole sordid affair here as it unfolds.
Perhaps I shall petition for Stanwood to institute a ban similar to that called for in San Francisco which sought to ban circumcision although I hear that a judge is going to remove it from their ballot. But nonetheless I shall petition Stanwood to ban the dastardly deed on the Stetson property.
Until then the Quip Pig shall weep, my heart shall weep, for the lost boarhood of the Agatha piglets.

Take Your Dearly Departed Hunting With You

The Quip Pig says, "Miss that dearly departed special person who used to hunt with you? Miss them no more just contact Holy Smoke LLC.

And let them be part of every shot you take."

Disclosure Statement: Dearly departed must have been cremated.