Perhaps I shall petition for Stanwood to institute a ban similar to that called for in San Francisco which sought to ban circumcision although I hear that a judge is going to remove it from their ballot. But nonetheless I shall petition Stanwood to ban the dastardly deed on the Stetson property.
Until then the Quip Pig shall weep, my heart shall weep, for the lost boarhood of the Agatha piglets.
Dear Mr. Quip Pig, Rainy Day Acres wishes to remind you that such comments could be considered libel. As with all of the animals who live here on our farm, the piglets had 14 days to file a Stop Castration Request. Since no such document was filed with our offices we can legally assume given consent. Their mother, herein referred to as Agatha, also implied consent when the piglets were removed from her for the procedure and she didn't look up from her bag of tortilla chips. We hope you understand the necessity of this procedure. We also hope you will cease spreading these unnecessary accusations against these young farmers, who indecently, are just trying to raise up some tasty piggies for the freezer.
ReplyDeleteThat's right! The freezer!
Sold out for a bag of tortilla chips....sigh...always the tortilla chips.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are awesome! Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteOooh, look! Tortilla chips!
~Christopher
They will get you every time!
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